cockedtail:

math? i can’t do math?

explaining the relationship between kirk and spock, however, that is something i can major in. 

mrpicard:

uss-enterpenis:

Reblog this post if you reblog any (reboot, original, tng, ds9, enterprise, voyager, any of the movies, combination of all Star Trek’s) and I will certainly follow you. I need more ST on my dash desperately!

teacupsandcyanide:

thebleedingvicar:

teacupsandcyanide:

thebleedingvicar:

teacupsandcyanide:

teacupsandcyanide:

ellA AND SURI I SWEAR TO GOD

they’re filling my askbox with excerpts from a crackfic they’re writing and I am beginning to realise I’ve taught them too well

Aww, how did you know it was me? 

I assumed it was you because Ella used a plural pronoun and earlier today both of you were texting me this is not exactly a sphinx’s riddle

I don’t even have Skype

gasp im so helpful

And we’re in a house with asleep people in the rooms next to us and kinda in front of us.

teacupsandcyanide:

thebleedingvicar:

teacupsandcyanide:

teacupsandcyanide:

ellA AND SURI I SWEAR TO GOD

they’re filling my askbox with excerpts from a crackfic they’re writing and I am beginning to realise I’ve taught them too well

Aww, how did you know it was me? 

I assumed it was you because Ella used a plural pronoun and earlier today both of you were texting me this is not exactly a sphinx’s riddle

I don’t even have Skype

teacupsandcyanide:

thebleedingvicar:

teacupsandcyanide:

teacupsandcyanide:

ellA AND SURI I SWEAR TO GOD

they’re filling my askbox with excerpts from a crackfic they’re writing and I am beginning to realise I’ve taught them too well

Aww, how did you know it was me? 

I assumed it was you because Ella used a plural pronoun and earlier today both of you were texting me this is not exactly a sphinx’s riddle

I wasn’t actually texting you. 

Also, no crack was actually involved. 

Well

teacupsandcyanide:

teacupsandcyanide:

ellA AND SURI I SWEAR TO GOD

they’re filling my askbox with excerpts from a crackfic they’re writing and I am beginning to realise I’ve taught them too well

Aww, how did you know it was me? 

teacupsandcyanide asked
ok get on skype this is an Intervention

Shush. We’re fabulous.